Why I hate KK

This is a Series of 10 Blogs.
Here are the titles of future installments.

Why I really really hate AK
Why I hate small/mid pocket pairs
Why I hate Big Pocket Pairs
Why I hate suited connectors
Why I hate open ended strait draws
Why I hate flops that give you 4 to the nut flush
Why I hate hitting sets with 3 of the same suit on the flop
Why I hate AA

(and the last installment will be the one that pulls everything together)

WHY I HATE POKER

FullTiltPoker Game #3084915567:
Table Quetonia (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:36:43 ET - 2007/07/28
Seat 1: nonthinking ($202)
Seat 3: oossuuu754 ($98.65)
Seat 4: PKowalski ($306.95)
Seat 5: dammage81 ($196)
nonthinking posts the small blind of $1
oossuuu754 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to oossuuu754 [Kh Kc]
PKowalski folds
dammage81 raises to $7
nonthinking calls $6
oossuuu754 raises to $28
dammage81 has 15 seconds left to act
dammage81 calls $21
nonthinking folds
*** FLOP ***
[4c 5h 4s]
oossuuu754 bets $70.65, and is all in
dammage81 calls $70.65
oossuuu754 shows [Kh Kc]
dammage81 shows [9h 9c]
*** TURN ***
[4c 5h 4s] [9d]
*** RIVER ***
[4c 5h 4s 9d] [7c]
oossuuu754 shows two pair, Kings and Fours
dammage81 shows a full house, Nines full of Fours
dammage81 wins the pot ($202.30) with a full house, Nines full of Fours
Shmily413 sits down
oossuuu754 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $204.30 Rake $2
Board: [4c 5h 4s 9d 7c]

FullTiltPoker Game #2978901035:
Table Sphinx (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:02:27 ET - 2007/07/17
Seat 1: Fastf7 ($39.15)
Seat 2: HeySupBro ($445.90)
Seat 3: rbrizzy ($72.70)
Seat 4: IAmClutch ($262.20)
Seat 5: thelilbearbeeny ($323.70)
Seat 6: oossuuu754 ($143)
IAmClutch posts the small blind of $1
thelilbearbeeny posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to oossuuu754 [Kc Kd]
oossuuu754 raises to $5
Fastf7 folds
HeySupBro folds
rbrizzy folds
IAmClutch folds
thelilbearbeeny raises to $16
oossuuu754 has 15 seconds left to act
oossuuu754 calls $11
*** FLOP ***
[4c Qs 4h]
thelilbearbeeny has 15 seconds left to act
thelilbearbeeny bets $24
oossuuu754 has 15 seconds left to act
oossuuu754 raises to $55
thelilbearbeeny has 15 seconds left to act
thelilbearbeeny calls $31
*** TURN ***
[4c Qs 4h] [7d]
thelilbearbeeny checks
oossuuu754 bets $72, and is all in
thelilbearbeeny calls $72
oossuuu754 shows [Kc Kd]
thelilbearbeeny shows [As Ah]
*** RIVER ***
[4c Qs 4h 7d] [Qh]
oossuuu754 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
thelilbearbeeny shows two pair, Aces and Queens
thelilbearbeeny wins the pot ($284) with two pair, Aces and Queens
oossuuu754 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $287 Rake $3
Board: [4c Qs 4h 7d Qh]


FullTiltPoker Game #3076306107: The Fifty-Fifty (22320379),
Table 13 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:36:02 ET - 2007/07/27
Seat 1: onejiggaman (930)
Seat 2: oossuuu754 (2,290)
Seat 3: dpottz (1,970)
Seat 4: rarecf (2,160)
Seat 5: JesseWJames (2,010)
Seat 6: logicwins (2,710)
Seat 7: socialrunner (1,920)
Seat 8: doleman19 (1,980), is sitting out
Seat 9: Giocatore82 (2,010)
doleman19 posts the small blind of 10
Giocatore82 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to oossuuu754 [Kh Kc]o
nejiggaman folds
oossuuu754 raises to 60
dpottz folds
rarecf folds
JesseWJames folds
logicwins has 15 seconds left to act
logicwins folds
socialrunner folds
doleman19 folds
Giocatore82 calls 40
*** FLOP ***
[2c 8d 9s]
Giocatore82 checks
oossuuu754 has 15 seconds left to act
oossuuu754 bets 100
Giocatore82 raises to 200
oossuuu754 calls 100
*** TURN ***
[2c 8d 9s] [9c]
Giocatore82 bets 340
oossuuu754 calls 340
*** RIVER ***
[2c 8d 9s 9c] [8h]
Giocatore82 bets 1,210
oossuuu754 has 15 seconds left to act
oossuuu754 has requested TIME
oossuuu754 folds
Uncalled bet of 1,210 returned to Giocatore82
Giocatore82 mucks
Giocatore82 wins the pot (1,210)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,210 Rake 0
Board: [2c 8d 9s 9c 8h]