Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Hallo Weird!!!

It is back for Hallow Weird. That is Just Wrong, Halloween Costumes Gone Wrong! Enjoy these oldies but goodies.

By the way pet costumes are just wrong period!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Poker Blows!

This is getting so ridiculous! I am so sick of variance.


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy

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Oh well, it just wasnt my night

Lets recap:

I chip up, get my AA cracked by KK on 10 high flop with K on the river back down to start level. Get my KK cracked by 44 all in preflop, push a AJ 2 off the cutoff into a AK , and finally All In withA10 vs Iggys JJ.

Gotta luv poker!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

OK, I have spotted you a 2 event headstart

I was out of town this weekend so you Fonkeys got a 2 Event head start. Good Luck to all and I will see you at the M00k tonight.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Online Poker

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 3150516

Thursday, September 27, 2007

50/50 Deep but no Satisfaction

I was leader for a long time but ran AK into AA and got short towards the end. Last hand, All In preflop so I got my money in good but the suckout wasn't meant to be.

Thanks for the Railers.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

That is Just Wrong - Photoshop Fun with Baby Pix

Dont know who did these but they are worth a look.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Friday, September 14, 2007

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good

Full Tilt Poker Game #3561340791: Table Copper Crest - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:48:41 ET - 2007/09/14

Seat 1: JSweet84 ($400)

Seat 2: ElbaRooni ($406.40)

Seat 3: BoomerangPoker ($421.10)

Seat 4: Schappell ($386)

Seat 5: nsewell4 ($400)

Seat 6: MrS50 ($799)

Seat 7: Jockeyslut ($400)

Seat 8: oossuuu754 ($971.30)

Seat 9: ashleyo84 ($82)

Schappell posts the small blind of $2

nsewell4 posts the big blind of $4

The button is in seat #3

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to oossuuu754 [8c 8h]

MrS50 folds

oossuuu754 calls $4 (Table has been pretty passive, want to hit a set cheap)

ashleyo84 calls $4

JSweet84 folds

ElbaRooni folds

BoomerangPoker calls $4

Schappell raises to $24 (Uh Oh I smell a big hand or bluff but this guy has also shown some moderatet hands down as well)

nsewell4 folds

oossuuu754 calls $20 (lets set mine)

ashleyo84 has 15 seconds left to act

ashleyo84 folds

BoomerangPoker folds

*** FLOP *** [6h Js 6d]

Schappell bets $45

oossuuu754 calls $45 (I dont like my call here , but I figured I am way behind or way ahead but I dont know what I planned to accomplish with the smooth call)

*** TURN *** [6h Js 6d] [8s] (Hee Haw)

Schappell bets $95 (No Need to slow play he obvisiouly is pot committed now)

oossuuu754 raises to $902.30, and is all in

Schappell calls $222, and is all in

oossuuu754 shows [8c 8h]Schappell shows [As Ac]

Uncalled bet of $585.30 returned to oossuuu754

*** RIVER *** [6h Js 6d 8s] [Tc]

oossuuu754 shows a full house, Eights full of Sixes

Schappell shows two pair, Aces and Sixes

oossuuu754 wins the pot ($781) with a full house,

The Bad

FullTiltPoker Game #3557541851: Table Wetlands Park - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:57:10 ET - 2007/09/14

Seat 1: RikaKazak ($400)

Seat 2: slee12 ($627.60), is sitting out

Seat 3: nsewell4 ($681.95)

Seat 4: oossuuu754 ($686.40)

Seat 5: perra14 ($828.80)

Seat 6: bmb013 ($548)

Seat 7: montymole ($1,245.20)

Seat 8: ESPNTheOcho ($553)

Seat 9: thebot1001 ($400)

perra14 posts the small blind of $2

bmb013 posts the big blind of $4

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to oossuuu754 [5d 9d]

montymole folds

ESPNTheOcho folds

thebot1001 folds

RikaKazak folds

nsewell4 folds

oossuuu754 calls $4

perra14 raises to $16 (this guy is a total tard an was just raising any two cards, push allin on 100x the blinds on the 1st hand he played)

bmb013 folds

oossuuu754 calls $12 (Absolute Gamble Call, but I knew If I hit a big Flop I could stack this Aggro)

*** FLOP ***

[Td 7d 8d] (BOOYAH)

perra14 has 15 seconds left to act

perra14 bets $36o

ossuuu754 raises to $144 (This Raise made no sense, to be honesst I guess I was just amazed he bet $360 into $40 pot)

perra14 calls $108

*** TURN ***

[Td 7d 8d] [Tc]

perra14 checks

oossuuu754 has 15 seconds left to act

oossuuu754 bets $144

perra14 calls $144 (I now put his on AA or KK)

*** RIVER ***

[Td 7d 8d Tc] [Ts] (Oh FAWK, this just blows)

perra14 has 15 seconds left to act

perra14 checks

oossuuu754 checks

*** SHOW DOWN ***

oossuuu754 shows [5d 9d] a flush, Ten high

perra14 mucks (HOLY SHIT, WTF does this total tard have)

oossuuu754 wins the pot ($609) with a flush, Ten high (Nice pot, but I know if the last ten hadnt hit this nim rod would have fired all in)

*** SUMMARY ***

perra14 (small blind) mucked [Ah Ks] - three of a kind, Tens (OH my gosh, he didnt even have a diamond)

The Ugly

FullTiltPoker Game #3557460315: Table Rancho - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:43:54 ET - 2007/09/14

Seat 1: oossuuu754 ($325.10)

Seat 2: RikaKazak ($403.40)

Seat 3: nsewell4 ($397.20)

Seat 4: bmb013 ($1,097)

Seat 5: ESPNTheOcho ($400)

Seat 6: thebot1001 ($405.20)

Seat 7: slee12 ($396)

Seat 8: squeek009 ($245.30)

Seat 9: therecanbeonly1 ($253)

nsewell4 posts the small blind of $2

bmb013 posts the big blind of $4

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to oossuuu754 [Ac Ah] (Oh Boy Oh Boy)

ESPNTheOcho folds

thebot1001 folds

slee12 calls $4

squeek009 folds

therecanbeonly1 fold

soossuuu754 raises to $18

RikaKazak foldsnsewell4 folds

bmb013 folds

slee12 calls $14

*** FLOP ***

[Jh Ks 6s]

slee12 checks

oossuuu754 checks (This Guy was Aggro, and I wanted to represent a small pair with the check behind and hopefully get a J or K to bluff the turn)

*** TURN *** [Jh Ks 6s] [Qd]s (I absolutely hate this card, 98 has filled, plus any paint)

lee12 bets $40

oossuuu754 has 15 seconds left to act

ESPNTheOcho is sitting out

oossuuu754 raises to $162 (Dumb, Dumb Raise, I still have a hard time getting away from over pairs)

slee12 has 15 seconds left to actslee12 raises to $378, and is all in

oossuuu754 calls $145.10, and is all in (Dumber, Dumber, I rationalize that I am pot committed, and that his PT stats show him as an Aggro who will bluff)

slee12 shows [5s Js] (WTF, how the hell, Oh Shit I am ahead)

oossuuu754 shows [Ac Ah]

Uncalled bet of $70.90 returned to slee12

*** RIVER ***

[Jh Ks 6s Qd] [As] (Oh the Humanity)

slee12 shows a flush, Ace high

oossuuu754 shows three of a kind,

Acesslee12 wins the pot ($653.20) with a flush

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

That is Just Wrong - Message to al qaeda

I present to you a special that just wrong moonings eddition. God Bless America, where we have the Freedom to express ourselves anyway we want, Al qaeda pucker and kiss our American Asses.