Wednesday, August 01, 2007

They Wonder Why I drink.....................

Poker Sux! I don't know how else to put it. It was a classic not my night situation. I lost 3 buyins last night when I caught 2 guys over playing AK and both times they rivered me with me as a 80-90% favorite.

I have been so busy at work. My overlord boss up and quit 2 weeks ago (Yea!) so I have been stressed out a little. Last week my divisional VP told me I should review our Red Corporate Policy and Procedures Manual in the storage room.

He went on and on about since I may be stepping up to an AD position that I needed to understand all of the intricacies of dealing with unruly suppliers, pain in the ass employees, ect... I informed that I would try and read manual as soon as possible.

Earlier this week I totally uncorked on one of my vendors. The vendor forgot to ship me a truckload of 40,000 lbs of raw material and I had about 400 people standing around on the clock with nothing to do.

Needless to say this "screw up" was costing my company Thousands and Thousands of Dollars in lost productivity. I knew that my ass was cooked and that very soon I would be getting a call from the VP.

Not 30 seconds later I got the call. First words out of the VPs mouth was "you haven't read the manual yet, have you?" I confessed that I hadn't and apologized and then braced myself for the proverbial "ass chewing" that was coming next.

In a very stern voice I was told to go to the storage room get the manual and the proceed directly to his office so we could review the procedures manual and discuss how to handle this situation.

We spent the rest of the afternoon reviewing the manual but I can't remember why, nor do I care.

Without further hesitation I present a grab bag of

Gotta Luv Strange named Bavarian Towns and their public transportation

Wonder what the High School Mascot is? The Trojans?

Sometimes only the Lucky Ones win (Be sure to look at where the boat is from, very fitting)

Sometimes you feel like a nutt .....
Speaking of Nuts.... I love NASCAR dont you

1 comment:

Alan aka RecessRampage said...

Honestly, this is quickly becoming my weekly favorite. That picture of the red binder was classic. Even better was what's inside...