COWBOY POKER: noun - a Game played with a deck of cards (live or online), a minimum of 2 contestants, money, and donkeys lots and lots of donkeys. The rules are: the Cowboy that felts the most donkeys wins. Sometimes the donkeys will win and in that case Cowboy who can tell the best bad beat story wins. Some contests require luck, skill and brains; others require cajones. Cowboy Poker requires a combination of them all.