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Finally got my avergaes up to Black Card Status today!

Been Awhile

Sucko !!!!!!!

Yes our Boy Lucko is setting #7 out of measly 21 left between him and the score of liftime go sweat him here and root the lucksack on. Take it down.

Royalty #8

Been a while since I had on but this was a great hand. flopped the joint and hit royal on the turn and just for shits I hit the straight flush to the low side on the river.

I said I would be first

Thanks Al, it was loads of fun but RNG just wasnt with me tonight. This is how it went all night but I am not complaing, it was fun and I had blast. Go big or go home.

Toc Minus 8 hours.....................

Cant wait to get the virtual felt tonight, it will be a great break from the last few days of travel and meetings. I didn't get the chance to play in the Mookie/Dankie whatever it is called last night since I was traveling to Chicago and got delayed 2 hours in St. Louis due to some major storms, needless to say by the time I landed the Mookie/Dankie was just starting. I have been stuck in meetings all day here in Chicago so needless to say I haven't had much of chance to think about the TOC, which is good thing since I play my best when I don't go into a tourney with a plan. I may be be aggro tard, I may be spew tard or I may get hit in the face with deck no telling but one thing is for sure, I feel for the person that gets in the way of goal, ME baby. Good luck to anyone fighting for the remaining 2 seats as long as your not at my table.


And just to clarify I am playing in the ME when I win I need to update the photo.

That Blows!

I entered a ME freeroll with 1100 plus runners top 5 get the 10k seat, played great solid poker until we got do to 50 players left. I am sitting in the top 10 and have everyone well covered at my table, and I get the dreaded AhKs UTG. Now I have been bullying this table rentlessly so I make the same raise up to about 6999 (I have about 120K) folded to High Jack who re raises to 17k (started the hand with 70k) now I didnt put him on a huge hand because I figured he would have smooth called and set a trap but I was afraid to cram because I surmised he might be pot committed with any pair. Comments ? Needless to sayI smooth called and the flop come 9s4s2s and I cram, he insta calls with 44 and I miss me nine outs and am left nursing a 50k stack. Comments on my play? I ralley a little but busted in 32 when I outran 1010 with my AK only to see him turn the straight and for the extra in your face flush the river.

I also played in the BBT 5 invitational and was just dominating until USF Trevor, king of the Lucksacks went spaso and decided he was going to call my 3 shove (60 BB) with A10. I had him dominated with my 1010 but he somehow managed to call an Ace out of the FT RNG and I was back to my original starting stack of 3k. Needless to say I just didnt have the desire to start over again and I was really needing to focuss on the ME Freeroll at that point. So I had fun made people play for their stacks and basically gave Rambler a gift when I pushed my 66 into his KK.

Take heed I will be focussed tonight for the Poker on the Rail tourney and I go for number 4. Remember if play a pot against me there will always be risks.


I have nothing to lose and play 23 same as AA. I will be ready will you?

3 Pete for Pistol Pete

I might do a write up later but I dont know if I can do it without letting my "big old ego" showing up. Afterall it was quite the topic of conversation on BDR last night. So instead of write up I will post a few screen shots of the first half of the tourney and If I get a chance I will post some shots of the Final Table later.

Look at my aggro stats, LMAO!

Veno had a commanding 6:1 chip lead when got heads up, I ground her down a little and got tremendously lucky with this hand that put me into the chip lead once and for all.

Full Tilt Poker Game #20979182667: The Mookie (160019403), Table 10 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:29:07 ET - 2010/05/20
Seat 2: yosoyveneno (183,706)
Seat 3: oossuuu754 (89,294)
yosoyveneno antes 300
oossuuu754 antes 300
yosoyveneno posts the small blind of 1,200
oossuuu754 posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to yosoyveneno [Kc 2c]
yosoyveneno raises to 4,800
oossuuu754 calls 2,400
*** FLOP *** [2d Kh 3c]
oossuuu754 checks
yosoyveneno bets 6,000
oossuuu754 raises to 84,194, and is all in
yosoyveneno calls 78,194
oossuuu754 shows [5s Kd]
yosoyveneno shows [Kc 2c]
*** TURN *** [2d Kh 3c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [2d Kh 3c 7s] [7h]
oossuuu754 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
yosoyveneno shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
oossuuu754 wins the pot (178,588) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 178,588 Rake 0
Board: [2d Kh 3c 7s 7h]
Seat 2: yosoyveneno (small blind) showed [Kc 2c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 3: oossuuu754 (big blind) showed [5s Kd] and won (178,588) with two pair, Kings and Sevens

In the mean time all the other TOCer need to send me some money for thinning out the herd of donkeys for the remaining 2 seats.

Dream Crusher

Won my second BBT 5 poker from the rail tourney and more importantly keep one less competitor from the TOC. Ran good, had one major suckout, but you have to get lucky to win one of these mine fields.

I said I got lucky

I know I am donkey, and I know when to admit that luck is cruel. I absolutely hate the way I played this hand, but in retrospect I was so focussed on Lucko that I just didn't stop and think about what Wheelz78 had. I was probably the 2nd most aggro at the table behind Lucko and I guess I convinced myself that he had floated with air and was doing a stop n go. Either way I will take it.


***** Hand History for Game 20565020948 ***** (Full Tilt)
Tourney Hand NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 03, 11:38:44 ET 2010
Table Poker from the Rail Tournament (157326801) Table 1 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: BuddyDank ( $3075.00 USD )
Seat 2: Troublecat ( $2315.00 USD )
Seat 3: Wheelz78 ( $8115.00 USD )
Seat 4: riggstad ( $12370.00 USD )
Seat 5: NewinNov ( $2970.00 USD )
Seat 6: Bone_Daddy84 ( $9762.00 USD )
Seat 7: lucko21 ( $8535.00 USD )
Seat 8: oossuuu754 ( $9230.00 USD )
Seat 9: xkm1245 ( $4760.00 USD )
Troublecat posts small blind [$120.00 USD].
Wheelz78 posts big blind [$240.00 USD].
BuddyDank posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
Troublecat posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
Wheelz78 posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
riggstad posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
NewinNov posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
Bone_Daddy84 posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
lucko21 posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
oossuuu754 posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
xkm1245 posts ante of [$25.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to oossuuu754 [ 6s 6h ]
riggstad folds
NewinNov folds
Bone_Daddy84 folds
lucko21 raises [$555.00 USD]
oossuuu754 raises [$1680.00 USD]
xkm1245 folds
BuddyDank folds
Troublecat folds
Wheelz78 calls [$1440.00 USD]
lucko21 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 9h, 9d ]
Wheelz78 bets [$4260.00 USD]
oossuuu754 raises [$7525.00 USD]
Wheelz78 calls [$2150.00 USD]
oossuuu754 shows [6s, 6h ]
Wheelz78 shows [Ks, Kc ]
oossuuu754 wins $1115.00 USD
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
oossuuu754 wins $17080.00 USD from main pot

Anyways thanks for the support and bring on the TOC.

I got my TOC Babee!!!

I got extemely lucky, but then again I was a little unlucky as well. Started HU outchipped 5 to 1 but caught the big hands when I needed them.

Geez I guess I died!

Well I know I haven't posted in a long time but I didn't know you could be considered dead. After all once a poker blogger always a poker blogger, right? I played in my first event last night of the BBT 5 (notice I said my first event, somehow my invite to the invatational must have gotten lost although I am checking email religously and hell I am even checking the snail mail. If anyone recieved my invite please forward it to me or even send it back to Al so he can resend it. LMAO) Well back to the BBT5, as usual the RNG at Full Tilt sodomized me. Set over Set and no way could I get the one outter.

Till next time I am not dead and please send me my invite, I know someone has it.

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! The WBCOOP is a free online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers, so register on WBCOOP to play.

Registration code: 888925

Poker Meth!

Yes I am still alive but I may OD on the Meth of Online poker. I am talking about the Super Turbo HU SNG, OMG! 300 chips in a heads up format, schwing!!! Above are my stats from just my lunch hour, yes that is right 50 tourneys in an hour. Other news is Tragedy is coming to mi Casa this weekend for a little OSU vs Texas Tech action in Stillwater saturday evening. But we start it all off with some karoke at the Crow's Roost with Gcox at his lake Casa. Should be fun so expect some dial a shots coming your way.

One of my regular games robbed at gunpoint!

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Fortunately I was playing Co-ed kickball which is another reason co-ed kickball > poker.

Facebook has killed my blog!

Sorry for the lack of posts but I blame Facebook and the fact that I suck at online poker. I come to the sad realization that I can't play online poker without a reckless cavalier gamblers mentality. And I don't know why? I am still extremely aggressive in my live sessions (which makes up the majority of poker playing theses days) but it is calculated aggression. For example I am playing in a home game last night ($1/2/300) I call a $5 Mississippi straddle from the SB with Ah8h, 4 players see the flop Ac9h2s, I fire $15 and the button straddler calls. Turn is Qh and I fire $35 and get raised $100, now I instantly announce raise and slide a $100 out to cover the buttons raise which leaves me about $250 behind, I look at the buttons stack and shove it all in. The button is the big stack with about $320 left, my reasoning is simple, I don't think he has a set, I put him on a big Ace maybe 2 pair or a draw. I am happy with winning the pot here and now but if strong with a set or 2 pair I still want to get the implied odds if I hit my flush plus I know that he will lay down a strongish hand. Well he tanked for about 8 minutes and finally folded bottom 2 (Q9).

I had another interesting hand in a $2/5/500 at the local casino the other day where I called a $20 raise with 6c6s on the button, four people saw a flop of 4h4s6h, checked around and the turn brought a wonderful Ah which more than guaranteed me some action. Rock in MP fired $25 and I called other 2 folded. Now I have played with the rock several times and I know he has a made hand in order to fire on the turn, he either has trips or better with the emphasis on the better. I know he will value bet the river as long as a blank hits, which it does. He slides out $60 and I instantly slide out $200, he tanks which is a good sign because I know I am going to get called but am delighted when he goes all in for about another $100 which I insta call. I table the flopped boat and scoop the $800 pot and left to wonder what the old rock had. I think he had A4 or the nut flush.



On a completely different note our Company has an adult kickball team. Yes the game we all played in grade school is making a comeback with competitive leagues. I am a proud member of the Lopez Foods Grinders, and are proudly sporting an 0-2 record. Yes we suck but we have fun!

Check out the form.
My Curve ball is awesome!

Anyways until next time I raise!

Go Pokes and Go Grinders!

Let the Celebration Begin!

Well I promised a write and here it goes. As many you may or may not know since February of this year I have been in the process of going through a D I V O R C E (cue Loretta Lynn). Well last week I was able to sign the decree, right her the checks and move back into my house sans the wife but now with roommates. (Okie Vegas Participants will get to meet the Divorced Dad Trio on Wednesday July 8th) This divorce had been a few years in the making (last year we were separated from Feb until May) and finally came to a head around January. Now I know what your thinking if life wasn't grand why in the HELL did you build a brand new house with her. All I can is DOH! You see I am Buyer in daily career, when I get into a Jam I buy my way out of it, doesn't work in a marriage and even with the 100s of counseling sessions, I didn't realize that you cant fix (or buy) a marriage unless both parties really want it to be fixed.



Well during the divorce proceedings my Poker Playing was all but non existent online and in our friendly Casinos. I only played in a couple of home games where I was sure that I wasn't being followed because I didn't want to take a chance of losing joint custody of my son. Not that I think that poker players are complete degens but some judges might view otherwise and I wouldn't put anything past the ex as her true ugly colors showed up brilliantly over the last few weeks. Hence this is why the hiatus from online (BBT) and lack of posting. But now I am back, broke but back (no Waffles not BrokeBack like you dream about) I am trying to build up my bankroll to post DIVORCE, but cards have be rough (KJ vs K6 2KK flop allin $1300 pot 6 on the turn A on River) but I will hit my stride by the time Okie Vegas gets here.



I am real excited to hosting Wednesday night of "Okie Vegas" I am throwing a DIVORCE, 40th, Tragedy Wedding, and any other reason party that night and if you want to come drop me a line and I will give you directions. I hope to get some poker hands and what not up but until I get some bankroll winning I cant really play my game of choice which is HU cash.



Anyways feel free to leave comments and hit me on facebook if you haven't already.



Until then I give you a taste of what to expect at "Okie Vegas" Cheers!

Coming Soon A post and return to my normal Degen Behaviour!!!

But until then let me introduce some of the characters you
will meet at the upcoming "OKIE VEGAS".

Our first character is BEER, this is the official Beer of "Okie Vegas"


Next Character is more BEER and my back yard which will be the host of the 2nd annual "Okie Vegas" WTF we are in person and playing the "M00K" online.

GCOX is the host with most! Enough said.

And finally everyones favorite "BEER BITCH" turd chaser.

I promise to have a post up with what has been going on in my so called life by the end of the week until then keep "loving life and living the dream"

I am not dead!

Hey just a quick note, as some of you may or may not know I am going through a divorce. Under guidance I have been instructed not to publish anything that can and most likely will be used against me. That being said everything should be in line for Okie Vegas and I am so stoked. I plan on hosting a party on Wednesday (M00K) night of Okie Vegas. It will be a belated 40th/divorce celebration, with drinking, swimming, the M00k, and more than likely a live game or two.

Until then I will continue to lurk and want to thank everyone for the well wishes.

Quick Update

This has been an interesting week. I have had a MAJOR thing happen in my life, not ready to mention it here now. I am so looking forward to Okie Vegas, head over http://www.okievegas.com/ and check it out. I have had 2 request to be authors on that site and looking for more. One other note, I am down 38 lbs from the beginning of the year, my goal was 50lb and with only one more week left on the active phase on my diet I think I will come up about 7lbs short which is OK. I am lightest I have been (212) since college.

Till next time my the rivers be your Friend.